I've Got the Knob

I've been steering clear of people

treating Pelicans like Seagulls.

face off floor, face on peephole..

my hand is on the knob.

I've been nervous, sippin' green tea,

chewed my thumb into a pinkie

claw my carpet, like a junkie,

like a tomcat dipped in cheese...

and all this on my knees.

I've been eating packing peanuts,

soak it up, styrofoam detox..

side effects may include brain clot

but thats alright with me

I've been ducking trick-or-treaters,

crushed up Certs and black tar dealers.

What the hells ..

that in my mirror?

thank God

I've got the knob